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Online Application for No Objection Certificate
IMPORTANT: Citizens may obtain a No Objection Certificate for any life decision without visiting the drawing room. One application per person. Kindly do not call Uncle directly.
It is hereby informed that only 500 certificates will be issued in total, at 100 per day. After the 500th certificate, Uncle will move to California with his son. No further correspondence will be entertained.
By order,
Sd/-
R.P. Bhatnagar
Deputy Collector (Retd.)
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Form NOC-1: Application for No Objection
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Please be seated.
The watchman wants you to tap this box. He is very serious about it.
Do not ring the bell. Do not ask "how long". Uncle can hear you.
Notice
Uncle is not the right person for this one.
This portal only stamps decisions that annoy families. What you wrote sounds heavier than that, and it deserves a real person, not a joke.
Please talk to someone you trust today. If you're in India, you can call or text, any time, free:
- Tele-MANAS (mental health): 14416 or 1800-891-4416
- Women's helpline: 181
- Emergency: 112
No certificate was issued and no token was used.
Application Rejected
Uncle does not certify that.
The portal stamps decisions that annoy your family, not ones that hurt someone else. Try again with a decision of your own: a job, a move, a haircut, a dog.
No certificate was issued and no token was used.
Certificate Issued
Uncle remembers you. One certificate per person, and this is yours.
Scheme: Handwritten Postcard by Uncle (10 per day, free)
Uncle hand-writes 50 real India Post postcards, 10 a day. Tell Uncle why the objector is wrong. He picks the best 10 each day. You can follow your application under Track Application.
Application received. If Uncle picks you, the postcard goes out by India Post. Ask them to film opening it, and tag @indiaintheory.
Track Application Status
Enter the Order No. printed on your certificate, or any number from Latest Rulings.